A BRITISH goes to a flag shop
BRITISH:’’show me the indian flag”
SHOPKEEPER:”here is our indian flag”
BRITISH:’’show me different colors in it”
2. A boy says to a girl:”tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi
GIRL:”tuti hui chappel se pitega ya chappel ke tutne tak pitega”
3.
Marriage quotes 01
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of “rings”:* The Engagement Ring* The Wedding Ring* The Suffe-Ring* The Endu-Ring
4.Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
5.Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?Father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.
6.When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
BRITISH:’’show me the indian flag”
SHOPKEEPER:”here is our indian flag”
BRITISH:’’show me different colors in it”
2. A boy says to a girl:”tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi
GIRL:”tuti hui chappel se pitega ya chappel ke tutne tak pitega”
3.
Marriage quotes 01
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of “rings”:* The Engagement Ring* The Wedding Ring* The Suffe-Ring* The Endu-Ring
4.Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
5.Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?Father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.
6.When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
7.The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?”
“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
8.I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
9.We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up
9.Pyar ke side effects:Gettin married is very much like goin 2 a restaurant wid frenz. You order wat u want, andden wen u c wat d other person has, u wish u had ordered dat.
10.Man: Is there any way for long life?Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come
11.Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, wat shud v do?Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
.12.It’s funny when pppl discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
13.If u r married please ignore this MSG,For everyone else: Happy Independence Day
14.Galfriends r like chocolates,Taste gud anytime.Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.Wife r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
15.Prospective husband: Do u have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?Salesgirl: The fictn deprtmnt is on the othr side, sir.
16.A man is talking to God.
The man: “God, how long is a million years?”God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”God: “To me it’s a penny.”The man: “God, may I have a penny?”God: “Wait a minute.”
17.A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?B: Yes, of course.A: Great! I never could before!
18.A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
19.Teacher: Today, we’re going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it?Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
20.A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you - you’ve broken your finger!”
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