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THE INDIAN CRICKET TEAM

INDIAN CRICKET TEAM!
AFTER AN UNEXPECTED WALK OUT FROM THE WC 2007,THERE ARE LIKELY TO BE BIG CHANGES IN THE INDIAN CRICKET TEAM.
ACCORDING TO BCCI THE YOUNGER PLAYERS WILL B E GIVEN MORE CHANCES IN THE TEAM.
ROBIN UTHAPPA can be replaced by GAUTAM GAMBHIR,HARBHAJAN SINGH can be replaced by RAMESH POWAR.ANIL KUIMBLE has retired from the odi and AJIT AGARKAR cannot be seen in the blue jersey anymore.
There is a converstaion that RAHUL DRAVID will have to step down and either SACHIN.YUVRAJ OR GANGULY would be the next captain and lead the team in bangladesh this may.
Also GREG CHAPPEL can be removed and either KAPIL DEV,SANDIP PATIL,OR TOM MODDY could become the next coach.
TEAM INDIA arrived on 30th of march.Besides the people being angry with the players,SAURAV GANGULY was nicely welocomed at kolkata airport by his fans .They looked quite happy by the comeback made by DADA in the international cricket.
WOW!
After a big controversy between the seniors players and the coach GREG CHAPPEL the BCCI was into a bowl of hot soup! CHAPPEL sends his resignation to BCCI later in the day after SACHINS slash back to chappel .The indians look quite happy and now are trying to forget the past and look forward!
Now if JOHN WRIGHT becomes the coach again and so does ganguly becomes the captain the team is really going to lay a big challenge to the international teams!
YES YES YES …THIS IS TRUE!
HOO HAA INDIA , AAYA INDIA

WILL RAVI SHASTRI CHANGE THE FACE OF INDIAN CRICKET?

WILL INDIA BE ABLE TO DEFEAT BANGLADESH IN BANGLADESH?
IT WASNT A QUESTION BEFORE!!!

WELL.....ALL THE BEST INDIA!

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IMPORTANT FACTS ABOUT MOBILE PHONES

1) Emergency number - The Emergency Number worldwide forMobile is 112. If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly …this number 112 can be dialed even while the keypad is locked. Try it out.
2) Locked the keys in the car? Your car has remote keys? - This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are home, call someone on your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the other person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other “remote” for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk). Editor’s Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!”
3) HiddenBattery power - Imagine your cell battery is very low, u r expecting an important call and u don’t have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery.To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will gets charged when u charge your cell next time.
Caution : Always use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it will affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team. Please forward to all your well wishers.
USEFUL INFO: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone’s serial number, key in the following digits onyour phone: * # 0 6 # A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to yourhandset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. (Pls do it right now.)
Should your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and givethem this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if thethief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
You probably won’t get your phone back, but at least you know that Whoeverstole it can’t use/sell it either and can use it as PAPER WEIGHT.
If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing Mobile phones.
Please spread this useful information around

PLEASE AVOID SARDAR JOKES

I KNOW A LOT PEOPLE NJOI SARDAR JOKES.BUT THATS NOT RIGHT.ACTUALLY ITS NOT YOUR FAULT.
LET ME EXPLAIN HOW IT STARTED=DURING INDIAS FREEDOM STRUGGLE THE SARDARS WHERE THE MOST EFFECTIVE ONES! THE BRITISH TRIED TO SUPRESS THEM IN A NUMBER OF WAYS.THEY KNEW THAT A PEN COULD BE STRONGER THAN A SWORD.
HENCE A COMIC BOOK WAS STARTED ON SARDARS TO SUPRESS THEM.
IT STARTED THEN AND CONTINUED YET. ITS A SHAME PEOPLE!
FEEL PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN!!
IF YOU ARE A TRUE INDIAN U WILL CHANGE ALL SARDARS JOKES TO BRITISH JOKES!

JOKES CORNER

A BRITISH goes to a flag shop
BRITISH:’’show me the indian flag”
SHOPKEEPER:”here is our indian flag”
BRITISH:’’show me different colors in it”



2. A boy says to a girl:”tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi
GIRL:”tuti hui chappel se pitega ya chappel ke tutne tak pitega”



3.
Marriage quotes 01
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of “rings”:* The Engagement Ring* The Wedding Ring* The Suffe-Ring* The Endu-Ring

4.Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

5.Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?Father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.


6.When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

7.The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?”
“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

8.I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

9.We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up
9.Pyar ke side effects:Gettin married is very much like goin 2 a restaurant wid frenz. You order wat u want, andden wen u c wat d other person has, u wish u had ordered dat.

10.Man: Is there any way for long life?Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come

11.Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, wat shud v do?Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

.12.It’s funny when pppl discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

13.If u r married please ignore this MSG,For everyone else: Happy Independence Day

14.Galfriends r like chocolates,Taste gud anytime.Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.Wife r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

15.Prospective husband: Do u have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?Salesgirl: The fictn deprtmnt is on the othr side, sir.

16.A man is talking to God.
The man: “God, how long is a million years?”God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”God: “To me it’s a penny.”The man: “God, may I have a penny?”God: “Wait a minute.”

17.A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?B: Yes, of course.A: Great! I never could before!

18.A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

19.Teacher: Today, we’re going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it?Student: Obviously it is the past tense.

20.A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you - you’ve broken your finger!”